MY NEW BLOG!/ SOMETHING I SAW AT WAL-MART!

Thank you for checking out my new blog "The Failed Blogger." When I first started blogging, I was fooling myself. I thought that my audience would actually reach beyond the realm of my friends and family. After 3 years... it didn't. Thus the pseudonym. I plan to follow the same free format (writing about things that amuse me and my opinions). The difference? No starry eyed visions of people in other parts of the world giving half a sh#% about what I think about the state of the world. I'm not taking down my old blog. I'm just not posting there anymore. ENJOY!

Umm, excuse me sir... I couldn't help but notice the wheels on your '88 Buick Rendezvous. They are exceptionally large! What size are they? Oh! Of course! Silly me. Why, I should have looked on your window where the size of your wheels is posted in large numbers. They are 24 inchers! Spectacular!

And judging by the rest of your car, I'm guessing that the rims are the most valuable part! A little duct tape might fix that!