This morning, I was torturing myself with the Today Show again (Why!?! Well, because my wife was watching it). In one segment, Matt, Ann, and Meredith were hanging in the plaza talking about the Super Bowl and Matt brings up the interesting factoid: 700,000 footballs are produced annually for use in the NFL. Meredith responded to that by saying "That's a lot of balls."
Well, it really is.
Matt chuckled at the double entendre.
Ann, on the other hand, started laughing so hard that she actually transformed into a 13 year old boy. You would think she was watching the greatest comedy routine of all time. She did that walking around thing that people do when they are laughing really hard on their feet. I honestly thought I was watching an episode of Beavis and Butthead for the minute and a half that this went on.
Look NBC... for a quarter of the amount of money that you pay these knuckleheads (Matt Lauer makes 13.5 million dollars annually), I will commute to New York City, co-host the show better than ANY of them (better, at the very least, than Jenna) , AND as a special bonus I will tell much better dick jokes. C'mon NBC! Give a guy a shot!
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