Alright, I am being a complete hypocrite, but I am going to tell another story about my kid again. This one is definitely short (and there is a picture to go along with the story).
I was getting some coffee creamer from the refrigerator when I noticed something spelled with the magnetic letters.
Note: I swear on my life that this is not something that I staged. I did not manipulate the letters in any way.
Notice anything? Do you see a secret message in the letters? Ok... I have already told you that I did not do this (if I had, I would have picked a much funnier word to write). I know that my wife did not do this either because she is not immature. The only person that it could have been is my 3 year old because we haven't had any company over in a while and we don't let the really little guy crawl around in the kitchen. As a little added bonus to the word SEX, my brilliant little pervert has also written HEF in sort of a crossword format. I'm going to defend myself as a parent by saying that he watches Nick Jr., Sprout, and the Disney Channel. Granted, I usually zone out or read something while he is watching because I can only take so much of the Fresh Beat Band (his favorite).I'd say we are pretty strict about what he watches. We don't even let him watch Spongebob because my wife and I feel that he makes too many bad choices and Jackson should not emulate him (because he emulates everything). So, I can only assume that he is being exposed to the Playboy Channel at daycare... or he is getting up in the middle of the night and ordering it on cable. I think I would have noticed that charge on my bill, though.
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